Edit: Any mod want to edit my horrible killing of the thread title.

(I'm still unclear about the scratches on the photo. Cheap disposable camera!)
My cat, Stinky, has a nasty habit of eating wires throughout the house. This took quite a while to discover as I just figured I kept slamming my cell phone charging cord into drawers all the time. Little did I know that my cat was conspiring against me to prevent me from communicating. I dealt with the proble, just charge the cells in rooms that the cat cannot get to.
Well that worked, until the cat figured out how to open doors anyway. She would actually open up doors just to go in and chew on the cords. I cannot fathom why she would do this, I cannot imagine them tasting good or anything. To counteract this I put a lock on the basement door and just started locking the cat downstairs when I couldn't supervise her.
This didn't work out too well. She began eating the insulation in the basement and started throwing up all over the floor. I knew that the insulation had carcinogens(only if ingested) in it and decided on taking the cat to the vet to see if she was okay. While I was at the vet I explained all of the crazy things that my cat had done. The vet said that I should give the cat some anti-depressent medicine.
Seriously.
Medicine to make my cat feel better because she was depressed...
I started giving the cat her medicine and she promptly starting peeing on the couch. *Sigh*