Describe the Mutated Giant Whale (nominations)
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Describe the Mutated Giant Whale (nominations)
Since theres a lot of confusion about this creatures appereance,Ive decided to end it once and for all!All of you that have ever seen,or just glanced at this creature,post your descriptions here.
Note:Since the sixed game isnt approved,this is a nomination board.Those that I find most worthy will be in a poll so we can democratically decide how this gargantuan actually looks like.
Note:Since the sixed game isnt approved,this is a nomination board.Those that I find most worthy will be in a poll so we can democratically decide how this gargantuan actually looks like.
The Mutated Gaint Whale is a being of insanely proportions. At first glance it might look like an ordinary whale, just huuuge, but that is a mistake.
It's skin is Mutagen-green and it's eyes are as red as Redwood. It has a great hairy horn on it's forehead and it walks on three fat little legs (not the horn, the whale). The four tentacles that grows out of it's Yoda-like ears can all spew out a fog of purple death on the whales' unsuspecting victims. Both Chuck Norris and Dumbledore died a painful death from this fog. The whale also has a scorpion-like tail and nasty big pointy teeth.
It's skin is Mutagen-green and it's eyes are as red as Redwood. It has a great hairy horn on it's forehead and it walks on three fat little legs (not the horn, the whale). The four tentacles that grows out of it's Yoda-like ears can all spew out a fog of purple death on the whales' unsuspecting victims. Both Chuck Norris and Dumbledore died a painful death from this fog. The whale also has a scorpion-like tail and nasty big pointy teeth.
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Well the thing about the Mutated Gaint Whale is that it's a whale and its gaint... and also mutated... Oh, and it has tentacles and a horn.
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The Mutated Giant Whale….Where do I begin?
The song of the Mutated Giant Whale is that of 10,000 people scratching their fingernails across chalkboards at the exact same time, in the exact same room. The breath of the Mutated Giant Whale can put a skunk to shame, even if that skunk’s spray was amplified 100 times. The Mutated Giant Whale’s teeth have rotted to the point that you would be disgusted to even look at them. Strangely enough, though, they don’t seem to bother this great behemoth. The Mutated Giant Whale has long white/silver tangle hair coming from its head that sweeps the ground as the whale floats, magically, across it, feeling more at home in the air than anywhere else. The tongue of the Mutated Giant Whale is that of a giant toad. And its tail resembles a porcupine’s. And, lastly, I shall mention its size and weight. If it ever stopped floating over a range of mountains, when it got back up, only plains would remain.
The song of the Mutated Giant Whale is that of 10,000 people scratching their fingernails across chalkboards at the exact same time, in the exact same room. The breath of the Mutated Giant Whale can put a skunk to shame, even if that skunk’s spray was amplified 100 times. The Mutated Giant Whale’s teeth have rotted to the point that you would be disgusted to even look at them. Strangely enough, though, they don’t seem to bother this great behemoth. The Mutated Giant Whale has long white/silver tangle hair coming from its head that sweeps the ground as the whale floats, magically, across it, feeling more at home in the air than anywhere else. The tongue of the Mutated Giant Whale is that of a giant toad. And its tail resembles a porcupine’s. And, lastly, I shall mention its size and weight. If it ever stopped floating over a range of mountains, when it got back up, only plains would remain.
I think the Giant Mutated Whale is definitely rendered like a Mr. Big (Bert I. Gordon) production or a Roger Corman presentation.
The Whale has to be absolutely huge and the colors need to be bright and pop off the screen. Optic Yellow or Bright Green Skin with violently blasting blue and white water from the blow hole, with bulging bright red eyes, Giant White Teeth too big for the mouth Chomping, a huge swinging tail with colorful spikes on it, people running and screaming from it...
In case you don't know the references...
Mr. Big
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Roger Corman
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The Whale has to be absolutely huge and the colors need to be bright and pop off the screen. Optic Yellow or Bright Green Skin with violently blasting blue and white water from the blow hole, with bulging bright red eyes, Giant White Teeth too big for the mouth Chomping, a huge swinging tail with colorful spikes on it, people running and screaming from it...
In case you don't know the references...
Mr. Big
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Roger Corman
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I think you've all gone off the deep end here. Actually, the Mutated Whale is just a misunderstood cross between a mermaid and a sea monster. All she really wants to do is swallow up whole ships in a single gulp and burp loud enough to cause a massive tsunami … large enough to engulf the whole planet!
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DaemianLucifer wrote:Hmm...I wonder how sea monster and a mermaid can be bred toghether.It must hurt like hell
I was informed that, ahem.... lubrification is the key.
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The mutated Gaint whale is so large that it can hardly be described (This is actually not just a way for a lazy writer to get off with something halfbaked: the thing is so Gaint that it is impossible to behold all of it at once without placing either it or yourself in orbit around Axeoth). Descriptions of it also vary according to the teller, but the things that usually comes up is it strange colouration (everything from the purest sky-blue to bright purple and green dots on brown), it's long and venomous tentacles and the rabid looks in it's eyes. Oh, and it's big, nasty, pointy teeth and strong hindlegs which makes it able to jump about |------this------| far.
This gargantuan is believed to sustain itself on Sea Monsters, but ships sent out to study it has invariably failed to return (not that there has been an awful lot of those, mind you).
This gargantuan is believed to sustain itself on Sea Monsters, but ships sent out to study it has invariably failed to return (not that there has been an awful lot of those, mind you).
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The Mutated Giant Whale is somewhat of a mystery. It first appears in a journal kept by the famous explorer Wágabu in the 1290s, but the descriptions have been accredited to superstition by modern historians. Some time in the late 1950s, however, fishermen off the coast of Bermuda have also reported encounters with a strange beast - alledgedly of immense size.
Scientists interviewed the fishermen and concluded that the sighting was that of a normal whale - possibly somewhat larger than a median animal. The growths on the sides of the great creature, loosely described as "tentacles", were believed to be the remains of a giant squid, as it is well known that these whales hunt for squid.
The fur said to have been on the creature's back were probably some kind of sea plants growing on the whale, scientists say.
They have dismissed the report that the whale was singing "All shook up" in a clear, loud voice as pure fiction.
Scientists interviewed the fishermen and concluded that the sighting was that of a normal whale - possibly somewhat larger than a median animal. The growths on the sides of the great creature, loosely described as "tentacles", were believed to be the remains of a giant squid, as it is well known that these whales hunt for squid.
The fur said to have been on the creature's back were probably some kind of sea plants growing on the whale, scientists say.
They have dismissed the report that the whale was singing "All shook up" in a clear, loud voice as pure fiction.
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It's good that I managed to finish my longwinded and complex description in time to post it, aye.
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Obviously he wants a freshly enslaved slave, not one of those career slaves that can just go through the motions out of habit.
Mutated Gaint Whale™ was always the original name, all others are just mutations.
Mutated Gaint Whale™ was always the original name, all others are just mutations.
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Some UNIX lore: Gaim is a instant messaging client for UNIX/Linux systems. There is a plugin for Gaim called GAINT which means "Gaim is not Telnet". (It allows a Gaim client to interface with mIRC servers.)
Perhaps these Gaint Whales are using instant messaging for their songs.
Perhaps these Gaint Whales are using instant messaging for their songs.
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