Tank mystery revealed :p

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Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby Sikon » 05 Jun 2006, 06:18

From the Nival answers on their forums: http://forums.nival.com/rus/showthread.php?t=33573

Q: And finally, the main question: "What is the tank doing in the game?!"
A: Everything's all right - it's Elven! :p

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Unread postby Purple Sky » 05 Jun 2006, 07:28

Im gonna ask *again*. Does the tank do anything at all or does it just stand there?

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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 05 Jun 2006, 09:48

Purple Sky wrote:Im gonna ask *again*. Does the tank do anything at all or does it just stand there?
And i'm gonna say it *again*: It's waiting for a Naga. :devil:
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Unread postby Asjo » 05 Jun 2006, 10:10

Is it is in Russian: Any other important answers that we should know about?

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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 05 Jun 2006, 11:26

Sikon wrote:From the Nival answers on their forums: http://forums.nival.com/rus/showthread.php?t=33573

Q: And finally, the main question: "What is the tank doing in the game?!"
A: Everything's all right - it's Elven! :p
Hahaha!Im laughing my pants off.... :no:

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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby Purple Sky » 05 Jun 2006, 11:38

DaemianLucifer wrote:
Sikon wrote:From the Nival answers on their forums: http://forums.nival.com/rus/showthread.php?t=33573

Q: And finally, the main question: "What is the tank doing in the game?!"
A: Everything's all right - it's Elven! :p
Hahaha!Im laughing my pants off.... :no:

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Nope. You would pretty much dislike every new feature of HoMM V because you want to feel superior and old school.

There is nothing wrong with the tank. A nice little easter egg.

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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby ThunderTitan » 05 Jun 2006, 11:39

Purple Sky wrote: There is nothing wrong with the tank.
It does lack half a Naga.
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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 05 Jun 2006, 11:46

Purple Sky wrote:Nope. You would pretty much dislike every new feature of HoMM V because you want to feel superior and old school.
:lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu:

Now thats a joke I enjoy!Ever considering working on HV writting staff? :D

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Unread postby King Imp » 05 Jun 2006, 14:35

I said this before on the official forum.

I'm so glad they found the time to do this with the tank, but they say they didn't have enough time to implement actual game features.

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Unread postby Ethric » 05 Jun 2006, 14:40

In all fairness I think it takes a lot less work to put down a tankshaped object than to fix this games broken and missing features ;)
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Unread postby Purple Sky » 05 Jun 2006, 14:52

Maybe somebody did it out of his own free time?

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Unread postby King Imp » 05 Jun 2006, 15:01

Hmmm, add a tank or add something that the modders were able to do in a day. Decisions, decisions. ;|

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Unread postby Dublex » 05 Jun 2006, 15:15

King Imp wrote:Hmmm, add a tank or add something that the modders were able to do in a day. Decisions, decisions. ;|
Ya'all go on thinking, there :D

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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby HodgePodge » 05 Jun 2006, 16:52

Purple Sky wrote: There is nothing wrong with the tank. A nice little easter egg.
What's so "easter egg" about a stupid, worthless tank in the middle of nowhere … while the user-interface is so botched & the AI is so crappy? Nival would have done better spending its development time on things which made the game better than on ridiculous "jokes" nobody even gets.
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Unread postby Gus » 05 Jun 2006, 17:06

While i agree it is not funny, i don't see what the fuss is with the "better spend your time elsewhere" argument. Obviously, it took 30 seconds to put that tank. It's the same kind of reasonning with their launching party with all the strippers. Honestly, who cares ? The game should have been better, but that is completely irrelevant to these two things.

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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby Purple Sky » 05 Jun 2006, 19:17

HodgePodge wrote:
Purple Sky wrote: There is nothing wrong with the tank. A nice little easter egg.
What's so "easter egg" about a stupid, worthless tank in the middle of nowhere … while the user-interface is so botched & the AI is so crappy? Nival would have done better spending its development time on things which made the game better than on ridiculous "jokes" nobody even gets.
Ok... I think there should be some sort of a psychological experiment conducted in order to understand the behaviour of hardcore players of some series.

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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 05 Jun 2006, 19:20

Purple Sky wrote:Ok... I think there should be some sort of a psychological experiment conducted in order to understand the behaviour of hardcore players of some series.
I get the tank joke,but I dont find it funny.Blizzard is still unmatched in this field.

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yea...

Unread postby xathil » 05 Jun 2006, 20:10

at least people get blizzard's jokes. plus their games are playable with a fraction of the problems V has...

though im still at the "OMG WHY doesnt this game work with my intergrated graphics card :(" part. i hate game developers that require high end graphics cards to play at minimum settings. i always liked heroes of might and magic for the strategy.. not the flashy graphics >_<

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Re: Tank mystery revealed :p

Unread postby addicted » 06 Jun 2006, 08:19

HodgePodge wrote:
Purple Sky wrote: There is nothing wrong with the tank. A nice little easter egg.
What's so "easter egg" about a stupid, worthless tank in the middle of nowhere … while the user-interface is so botched & the AI is so crappy? Nival would have done better spending its development time on things which made the game better than on ridiculous "jokes" nobody even gets.
Ditto! I couldn't have said it better myself HP!

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Unread postby Sikon » 07 Jun 2006, 07:31

I think the tank is a reference to Silent Storm. Remember that H5 uses the Silent Storm engine.


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