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Have you met Achmet the dead terrorrist?
Similar to stefan's link, has some bright moments
Similar to stefan's link, has some bright moments
I, for one, am dying to find out what colour they paint Michael's toenails.
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Here's some interesting "jewels" from 6th graders: http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m ... i_13617966
God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stele his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his 12 sons to be patriarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyamde to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorillas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children.
THE SUN never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
THE greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. Shakespeare was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
And on another grandma related note, hurray for shooting ranges: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV59_if9vTw
And on another grandma related note, hurray for shooting ranges: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV59_if9vTw
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"With ABC deleting dynamite gags from cartoons, do you find that your children are using explosives less frequently?" — Mark LoPresti
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What do you know, a jerk bent on flipping off chicks!
The description is so right, that girl on 1:30 is reason enough to see the clip
The description is so right, that girl on 1:30 is reason enough to see the clip
I, for one, am dying to find out what colour they paint Michael's toenails.
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I love Achmed the Terrorist.
Just for fun... here's another Pole Dance vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msy7TtyAVIc
Sorry, it's not funny -or even very sexy- But interesting to watch. It has sparked a rather interesting discussion on my other forum about the guys chipping in to buy a pole for one of our more athletic female members.
Just for fun... here's another Pole Dance vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msy7TtyAVIc
Sorry, it's not funny -or even very sexy- But interesting to watch. It has sparked a rather interesting discussion on my other forum about the guys chipping in to buy a pole for one of our more athletic female members.
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