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Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 09 Sep 2007, 15:49

He tries his best.

Veldrynus · Unread postby **Veldrynus** » 09 Sep 2007, 15:55

God, I am Xena.

Omega_Destroyer wrote:Wow. Just wow Vled. You sure know how to make a post offensive.

You've seen nothing yet, boy!

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 09 Sep 2007, 16:32

So you plan to make amends for the evil you have caused?

Infiltrator · Unread postby **Infiltrator** » 09 Sep 2007, 16:48

I'm Autolycus as well..

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 09 Sep 2007, 16:57

I got Aphrodite when i took it... but i was fresh from 12 hours on the road. I have to take it again when i'm at the top of my game.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 10 Sep 2007, 11:22

Batman goes shopping (tell me this isn't a bit creepy)

Marvel Clerks

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 10 Sep 2007, 14:08

Lol this guy is crazy

It would be funny to try that but I don't think I would be able to remain grim till the end.

PhoenixReborn · Unread postby **PhoenixReborn** » 10 Sep 2007, 15:19

Towels and Milk? I guess Batman doesn't need much.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 10 Sep 2007, 16:04

The milk is for the bones, and the towels for teh blood... of his enemies, which he swore he'd never kill, which makes stopping them pretty messy.

Top Gun and what it's really about

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 11 Sep 2007, 01:49

ThunderTitan wrote:The milk is for the bones, and the towels for teh blood... of his enemies, which he swore he'd never kill, which makes stopping them pretty messy.

Top Gun and what it's really about

the batman one was pretty cool, and the top gun one? gold!

I love top gun .... really .... but in a .... totally hetero way!

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 11 Sep 2007, 09:57

Did we do this one yet?

http://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html

It's the story of a dog eating a sweet potato. Can't remember where I first saw the link to it. Oh well, it's worth going around again.

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 11 Sep 2007, 10:06

Lord! Now I have to go back and watch Top Gun again! That was my brother's favorite movie! We always knew when Jim had been in the house because he always left Top Gun in the machine.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 11 Sep 2007, 14:30

Man, i never thought that wrestling could be so hilarious, i almost choked laughing:

Ultimate Warrior FTW

And he even had his own comic:

As a comic book, fans argued that WARRIOR was a failure: there were virtually no characters other than Warrior, little action, and considerably more text than the average comic (in the first issue, at least one entire page is nothing but text, with a small picture of Warrior in the corner).

The comic's most enduring issue, and the one which has received the most ridicule and is now worth the most money, is one of the final issues, which breaks away from the main storyline into a Christmas tale. The plot of the comic is hard to decipher, as it contains no dialogue, monologue, or text boxes. Inexplicably, Warrior attacks the North Pole, usurps Santa Claus' authority over the elves, and in the final frame, which gained the comic its enduring popularity, a sweaty Warrior forces Santa into bondage gear and poses beside him. The apparent sexual undertones, lack of an actual plot, and non-sequitur nature (nothing from the previous issue served to segue into the Santa attack issue) gained the comic cult popularity, especially on the internet. Though nothing sexually explicit is depicted in the comic, some fans have come to describe it as the "santa rape" issue; more commonly, it is referred to as "the one where Warrior puts Santa in bondage".

And here's some visual aid:

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 11 Sep 2007, 14:33

Sounds like class A material

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 11 Sep 2007, 14:44

For gay porn...

Oh, and some parting thoughts:

Believe it or not, after he left the world of wrestling, the Ultimate Warrior also became a conservative speaker and many people recall him saying, "queering doesn't make the world work," at UConn. Strong words Warrior, but by the looks of some of the pin-up images in your comic, "queering" at least makes Christmas work. Your logic is baffling to me, but perhaps that's because you're a supreme being from the universe of "Destrucity" where things like raping Santa Claus make perfect sense. Then again, perhaps one doesn't need to learn the ways of Destrucity to understand where you're coming from, Warrior. Perhaps all we mortals need to do is watch you from way back in your glory days of the WWF.

Veldrynus · Unread postby **Veldrynus** » 11 Sep 2007, 16:06

Gay...

and that in many ways.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 11 Sep 2007, 21:11

Yes, there is water underneath, you just can't see it!

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 11 Sep 2007, 21:21

Is that what they call a sea of people? Sheesh how many are in there?

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 12 Sep 2007, 02:17

the not-so well known Japanese wave

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 13 Sep 2007, 21:46

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