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Unread postby Ceres » 24 Jul 2007, 03:06

Meh, got another warning again. Sorry mod. :S
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Unread postby Vlad976 » 24 Jul 2007, 03:10

No need to be sorry. That wasn't a warning. I was implying that I thought up a bad joke after you made your post:
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Unread postby Sir William S Titan » 24 Jul 2007, 03:13

Huh... $4540 is what my dead body would be worth.
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Unread postby asandir » 24 Jul 2007, 03:44

Ceres wrote:Meh, got another warning again. Sorry mod. :S
if you think that's a warning then some of us are really in trouble :D

as Vlad said, he was thinking of a joke, probably dirty
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 24 Jul 2007, 03:56

$4,290. I'm an expensive date.
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Unread postby asandir » 24 Jul 2007, 03:58

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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 24 Jul 2007, 04:00

I suppose it depends on the buyer.
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Unread postby asandir » 24 Jul 2007, 04:03

true, but don't settle for any less than $5k for the date OD, especially if she wants to kill ya
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 24 Jul 2007, 04:04

I take what I can get. ;)
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Unread postby asandir » 24 Jul 2007, 04:09

good plan ....
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 24 Jul 2007, 10:26

What will those crazy japs think of next? This one would be great with the Wii remote.


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Unread postby ScarlettP » 24 Jul 2007, 10:33

I'm worth $4,490 and I'm old and fat. For some strange reason, I think the "Hair below my waist" was a big plus. Now, who wants cadavar hair?
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 24 Jul 2007, 10:37

I guess candles and wigs are expensive...
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 24 Jul 2007, 18:36

Now thisone is funny as hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo
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Unread postby Corribus » 24 Jul 2007, 18:45

Far be it for me to criticize the Ukrainian army but don't the bright blue hats sort of defeat the purpose of the camoflage?
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 24 Jul 2007, 18:48

Only if you're using your brain...
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Unread postby asandir » 25 Jul 2007, 00:36

Veldrynus wrote:Now thisone is funny as hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo
Man I really hope that's a joke!!!
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 25 Jul 2007, 00:38

Ukraine is game to you!?
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Unread postby asandir » 25 Jul 2007, 00:42

no .... I know nothing of Ukraine .... less after that clip I think
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Unread postby Elvin » 25 Jul 2007, 00:48

Holy cow :D
I, for one, am dying to find out what colour they paint Michael's toenails.
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