Describe the Mutated Giant Whale (nominations)

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Unread postby Mytical » 10 Jan 2007, 06:23

Actually this creature is misunderstood, it is neither giant or mutated. In fact it is 3" long from nose to tail, however, it is so furocious (bad spelling 101) that whenever it is encountered it becomes the stuff of legands. Mostly it is big strong guys who, after being beaten by such a small creature, describe it as both mutated and giant. It is a pale grey in color and with cat like whiskers. Four tiny legs enable it to launch itself like a missile onto an unsuspecting prey's face. Despite it's miniture size it is both dangerous and deadly. Poisonous skin and razor sharp teeth combine with steel like scales and the ability to walk on land to make it a dangerous predator.
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Unread postby winterfate » 10 Jan 2007, 06:43

:rofl: :rofl:

Nice. :-D

However, the MGW is definitely purple, huge, cybernetic looking with a huge eye patch over one of it's eyes. (any similarities to the whale Rhaknam from Skies of Arcadia are to be ignored :tongue:).
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Unread postby Gaidal Cain » 10 Jan 2007, 08:55

ThunderTitan wrote: Mutated Gaint Whale™ was always the original name, all others are just mutations. :devil:
Capitalization, padawan, capitalization. It is supposed to be mutated Gaint whale. Sadly, most people have forgotten about this.
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Unread postby vulnevia » 10 Jan 2007, 11:56

A "fresh slave" is of course a slave that hasn't been slave for that long. S/he still got all his limbs etc intact, and might still have some spirit left in his/her body ;|
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 10 Jan 2007, 12:52

Gaidal Cain wrote: Capitalization, padawan, capitalization. It is supposed to be mutated Gaint whale. Sadly, most people have forgotten about this.
That's not entirely true. New researches seem to prove that the original mutated Gaint whale is the misspelling of the mutated Gaint wheel. This creature also lives in the ocean. Picture here:

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 10 Jan 2007, 12:55

Does it ever move?
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Unread postby igoraki » 10 Jan 2007, 13:02

Panda Tar wrote:Does it ever move?
nope,just mutate...slowly
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Unread postby Veldrynus » 10 Jan 2007, 13:04

igoraki wrote:
Panda Tar wrote:Does it ever move?
nope,just mutate...slowly
Yep. That's the theory. Slow and deadly.
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 10 Jan 2007, 13:11

So people are killed by it by staring? Or because they are too curious to get next to it?

It seems too, erm, slow to chase anybody anyway. 8|
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Unread postby vulnevia » 10 Jan 2007, 13:34

I've heard it hypnotizes people to swim down it and hit their head against the wheel, until the victim starts to bleed. When the wheel senses blood it takes out a straw, a plastic one with a little paper flamingo, and starts to slurp the blood.

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Unread postby ScarlettP » 10 Jan 2007, 13:36

OH! And all this time, I thought they just drowned or got eaten by sharks. Thanks for clearing all that up.
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 10 Jan 2007, 13:42

Whoooo, that's really scary. :scared:
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