The Christmas One-Word Story!

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laps.

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Whereupon,

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chaos

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ensued

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when

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they

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wished

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for

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extra

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Knights

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to

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skewer

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orcs

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encountered

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shishkabob.


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Summary:

The carrot imploded as it went over the rim and celebrated while thousands of roosters played Golf. Meanwhile, Milla fell between the big dwarven monuments depicting some short and fuzzy llamas. Then, seventy-two moose struck Milla in the left tentacle and quickly ran through the Chimney. Amusingly, it was Santa's pudgy feet which first forgot to levitate like ghost's boobytraps could.

The randy Stefan couldn't help as if the hammer was made in particularily runic and rhapsodizing places with a yellow warhammer shocking the beast and humbling it around the other way.

Unfortunetaly, someone decided to bring a hot piece of coal with his enourmous gifts, but surprisingly, there was spaghetti and peanuts everywere on the floor in the bathroom next to a mouse and not some banana.

Meanwhile in front of Santa's penthouse, a werewolf jumped high into a fruitcake covered with salty sardines. That was fishy! But a whiplash sent Chickens flying over Moscow, singing in harsh voices and screaming for more forks.

Rudolph cried like a baby when Santa spanked him while frowning, because of some gremlins who cooked tasty meals over massive magma dragons and danced merrily. The next river is flaming brimstone amongst fallen Hegelians.

Suddenly, several kamikazes bombarded vanilla missles toward Santa's carrots, and ravished strongmen attacked all the little devils, disregarding every didgeridoo. I sang thirty wise lectures whilst catapulting Goblins through Ramparts.

Reckless Dendroids rampaged as thirty days of waiting slowly, suddenly sapped the squirrels. Water froze when Blitzen danced icily avalanches mushrooms, hastily things like sugar-plums and green-grocers had obliterated penguins.

Rancor reindeer exploded rambunctiously reptillian lairs throughout inhabited parts between Erathia. Notwithstanding, Gelu took his Sharpshooters hunted the venomous Wyvrens mirthfully. Santa was bathing forcefully inside Frosty's refrigerator underestimating Valkyries crying for summer blizzards in Vori.

The Round-Table decided to hold spammers accountable NOT! But even Angelspit hardly admitted he was becoming tired of incessant scribblers posting gobbledygook and jelly-beans! Bounce bubbly cupcakes upon the buttocks of Wulfstan's mammouth rhinocerous. Mytical ate Kalah. Meanwhile, Gregorian warthogs warbled rockabilly, forgetting defecation and slobbering grues. Drakes decided to wash their underwear which smelled like buttercups.

Twice we meditated on many evil plots about giant Dwarves braided like frabjous girly-men in a box made frumious accidently borogoves. Furthermore, the nasty toothache became abscessed but tooth-faeries then burbled awful bubbles around the Behemoth's lair. Dreadfully Kilgore stepped on dung smelling diapers and toves. As the pedestrians whiffed wicked Bandersnatches killing every idiot who snored obnoxiously, Manticores circled areas of green Gargantuan Mantises trying to sting in synchronization with supersonic speed, while their wings beat furiously as cymbals.

Yet, many of Enroth's faithful necromancers refused to stop dancing so the fartsmelling necromancers cast a wicked spell causing pandemonium. Ossir experienced nausea as the realization of recent events sank into his intricate consciousness, thus he rallied his Hunters preparing for the slimey cleansing battle. Victory bolstered confidence greatly, but Jabberwocky infiltrators and Wookie traitors were galumphing all night after the manxome tried Tequilla. Irenicus revolted posthumously, forgetting the he couldn't sunbathe.

Destruction abounded as Mummies cursed wererabbits hopping along blindly heading toward scared carrots, pulsating with zealous putrescence, they filled their cheeks as others raged in melodious harmony unperturbed, Wizards plotted their revenge rigorously while learning new racquetball spells.

Rebounding congratulations ricocheted HodgePodge off the rooftop onto spammers' laps. Whereupon, chaos ensued when they wished for extra Knights to skewer orcs with shishkabob.

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Meanwhile

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everyone

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rejoiced

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because

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family