The RotC is a one-word story game that was started when our forum was first opened here on our independent server back in 2005. Having gone from pure irritating spam to a real Round Table holiday tradition, rest assured our members will be able to show their creativity again next year.
Here's the funny story:
"Temples filled with moose droppings attacked our Lady’s nearest Holy Wombats. Tomatoes rolled merrily along, foaming at the slippery, slimy, magnanimous, banana-shaped Earth. Contemporary chickens of random barns and deep-fryers soared mightily through smoke-filled pink balloons. Understandably, was outraged yet seeking invisible porcupines for a special Christmas dinner.
Any porcupine in distress would poke yellow elephants on bicycles, mopeds, pushcarts or rollercoasters. Therefore, the speculum spread toothpaste around each lilac nosed purple turtle wearing cardboard underwear. Lurking aardvarks ambushed Santa through and ate marinated troglodytes a-la-mode. The troglodytes weren't happy with the sudden drop in atmospheric conditions so tropical that wyverns killed for extreme dancing.
Meanwhile, gremlins argued about pants pinching with the coconuts clicking unforseeable beards. Vampires of Lake Czeger and pirates plundering Port TCP/IP struggled under impressive fungi, while dragons breathed king-sized glowsticks causing riots everywhere. Amidst these squirrelly chipmunks flew Sandro as bats struck concrete hard and succumbed to hunger because they didn't want to steal spongy hobbits food.
Drow Sylvester and Pip trained gaint mutated Driders for treasure mud-holes. "Bonanza" said the crying cowgirl, before cows transformed their succulent udders into steaks! Incidentally, clandestine operations spiralled down into mysterious black-holes, brightly bubbling and sizzling like pregnant hippopotami.
The wolves of Ubisoft failed to satisfy loyal fans! Then tomatoes started flying toward Ubisoft management, halibuts jumped into buttered barns infested by many one-eyed cyclopses and eight-headed pixies dancing feverishly over all gamecontrollers astonishingly."
For more on these one-word stories, have a browse backwards in our forum Campfire.
