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DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 28 Feb 2006, 07:38

Kalah still has it!Good one!I especially liked the "daem" reference!Although,Im feeling my other minnions squirming because TT got mentioned and they didnt.Maybe I should involve them a bit more,and put TT aside for a while

Thelonious · Unread postby **Thelonious** » 28 Feb 2006, 18:06

Kalah wrote: ThunderTitan: "Don't worry – I'll just switch on my automatic Mindless-Loonacy-Outpourer ® and set it up to watch the RT for new replies to my posts. It'll be like I've never left."

ThunderTitan can't be gone... That bit prooves it.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 01 Mar 2006, 06:58

Yeah,that feature of his was the most important reason I devoured him in the first place

Panda Tar · Unread postby **Panda Tar** » 01 Mar 2006, 14:26

I've enjoyed Kalah's signature. I just can't figure out who that guy is. Or could it be a girl?

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 06 Mar 2006, 15:25

Anchor: "In this week's feature, we have landed an interview with no one in particular; a big, stupid ugly ogre calling himself the admin of a dinner table slightly less square in shape than a usual one. Angelspit, welcome.
Angelspit: "Thanks... I think."
Anchor: "You do? There's a novelty, a boss with a brain."
Angelspit: "Hey, that rhymes."
Anchor: "Cool. Well, let's open up with a few questions from the audience, shall we? God knows they seem much more interested than I am. First… ah, here's a good one: What colour is your underwear?"
Angelspit: "Green, mostly. Goes with my skin. I've also got some white ones – at least they used to be white until I accidentally washed them along with my best pair of maroon disco trousers."
Anchor: "Right, here's another: You have appointed several minions to do lots of your dirty work for you. Is it laziness?"
Angelspit: "Actually, it's called delegation..."
Anchor: "Spell that, please?"
Angelspit: "De-le-ga-tion. I mean, the fact that I'm one of the few people on the board who actually have a life shouldn't take away this great forum experience from the members, and so I have enlisted a few devout followers to assist me."
Anchor: "Well, we've certainly experienced them first-hand, haven't we... Robenhagen, Gaidal Cain, Kalah – the list goes on, and the names, yes they do get worse... where did you find this crowd?"
Angelspit: "They just showed up one day."
Anchor: "I see, like the fungus?"
Angelspit: "How'd you know?"
Anchor: "I also have a question of my own: Are you really an ogre? Is that the real reason you never publicised a picture of yourself in the "real looks" thread?"
Angelspit: "What kind of interview is this?"
Anchor: "You think yours are any better?"
Angelspit: "I do."
Anchor: "Well, you're probably right. But there's not a lot of great material here, you know... Look at this list of questions – I mean, what kind of idiots are sending in stuff like this..?"
Angelspit: "Heheheeee, there, that's a good one."
Anchor: "Oh, yeah – hey, check this one out hiihiii..."
Angelspit: "... yeah, that guy is definitely still a virgin, ooh, man..."
Anchor: "oooh, can't breathe... OK, let's get serious again."
Angelspit: "Yes, let's."
Anchor: "I've got to pick on you some more – it's my job, no offence."
Angelspit: "That's fine.
Anchor: "You smell bad, you know that?"
Angelspit: "Yes, I take mud baths on Mondays."
Anchor: "Ah. Good thing the internet can't transfer smells. And that it can't scream. Now, after the Celestial Heavens site reopened in 2001, there were others helping out, I'm thinking of one person in particular – you know who I mean?"
Angelspit: "That must be Karyll. He's not that active any longer; he's got a real life too, and last I heard he was pursuing a career as village idiot of Fagaras or something."
Anchor: "OK, last question: What will the site have to offer once the new game is released?"
Angelspit: "Depends what we think about it. If it's good, we'll have contests of various kinds, creature polls, possibly some exploration into the StarForce issue... whereas if it's bad, we'll spit on the town hall floor and discuss the implementation of wedgies for the creators."
Anchor: "Thank you so much for coming, now please feel free to use our showers on your way out."

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 06 Mar 2006, 15:37

Bravo, Bravo!!! :

Who's gonna be next?

And what did happen to Karyll? Because if that Făgăraş (I know he's from Romania) thing is true, then he's in the same town with my grandparents.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 06 Mar 2006, 16:37

Hehe!Nice one,nice one.But AS has a life?

I thought you moderators dont have a life at all!

Robenhagen · Unread postby **Robenhagen** » 06 Mar 2006, 16:40

Actually we spend quite a good deal of our time concerned with our real life - everything has gotten so much easier since the release of the Automated Mod-Bot

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 06 Mar 2006, 16:52

a big, stupid ugly ogre

Doesn't Ogre kinda like already cover the Big, Stupid and Ugly parts!?

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 06 Mar 2006, 16:59

Hey, haven't you seen Shrek? Ogres are like onions!

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 06 Mar 2006, 17:02

theLuckyDragon wrote:Hey, haven't you seen Shrek? Ogres are like onions!

Good for your health, but bad for ur breath?

Orfinn · Unread postby **Orfinn** » 06 Mar 2006, 17:07

Exactly! Ugh, that stench....

Vlad976 · Unread postby **Vlad976** » 06 Mar 2006, 17:10

I always thought AS was an orc, hence his old RT title of Orcish Librarian...

Robenhagen · Unread postby **Robenhagen** » 06 Mar 2006, 18:05

Shh - you're ruining Kalah's interview.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 06 Mar 2006, 18:37

@TT
No, silly. Layers. Ogres have layers.

@Vlad976
There's a smart person to notice.

@Robenhagen
That would never cross my mind!

gravyluvr · Unread postby **gravyluvr** » 06 Mar 2006, 19:21

AS has multiple personalities so one must be an orc, and the other an ogre.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 06 Mar 2006, 19:52

theLuckyDragon wrote:@TT
No, silly. Layers. Ogres have layers.

Right, coz I have never seen the movie...

And an Ogre = a really ugly orc...

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 08 Mar 2006, 09:53

theLuckyDragon wrote:@TT
No, silly. Layers. Ogres have layers.

TTs explanation sounds way better

[T]osHiro · Unread postby **[T]osHiro** » 11 Mar 2006, 13:11

A made the news...

When will Kalah be the guest star? Then we could ask him what underwear he wears.

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 11 Mar 2006, 17:42

a55a55in wrote:A made the news...

When will Kalah be the guest star? Then we could ask him what underwear he wears.

Pink boxers with leprechauns all over them

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