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Unread postby winterfate » 30 May 2007, 17:28

Kalah wrote:Not the airport chick.
I was hoping you'd post a pic of her...:sad:

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Unread postby gravyluvr » 30 May 2007, 17:51

stefan.urlus wrote:
Kalah wrote:I'm back, belly full of cake and having gotten frisked at the airport by a hot security chick B-)

Might post some pictures later if I feel like it. Of the party. Not the airport chick.
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New Airport Security Measures in U.S.

Washington, DC - Following on the heels of an aborted terror incident, Homeland Security Department head Michael Chertoff has announced tighter security measures for American citizens on domestic flights.

"We will spare no effort or expense to enforce compliance with our new guidelines, which will ensure a safer, better world", Chertoff said.

The new procedures were implemented at 4 am. local time under the watchful eyes of armed guards.

Passengers were directed to line up, and were then led to a secure area where they were ordered to disrobe. After they were all disrobed, a security detail moved about the crowd shaving off their hair and injecting the new "SafePass" microchip into each passenger. The chip insures that the passenger has been screened and determined to be harmless to society, and is therefore free to travel.

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Unread postby Panda Tar » 30 May 2007, 19:14

I'd rather see that chick, even if wearing anything...anything... :beg:
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Unread postby winterfate » 31 May 2007, 00:18

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@gravyluvr: That is so wrong...
I fear the implications this has in the world in general.

We are going to get to a point where our lives are going to be chronicled...24/7...:disagree:

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Unread postby asandir » 31 May 2007, 00:56

I think they lied .... those people aren't shaven! :D
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 31 May 2007, 11:23

I haven't saw that on TV. That kind of affair would surely appear on TV.
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Unread postby asandir » 01 Jun 2007, 01:33

perhaps, maybe you missed it :D
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 01 Jun 2007, 03:59

Truer words than these shall never be spoken.

Most people look better with their clothes on.
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Unread postby asandir » 01 Jun 2007, 06:05

I actually think all people look better with clothes on, it's just one of those things
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Unread postby Corribus » 01 Jun 2007, 14:21

stefan.urlus wrote:I actually think all people look better with clothes on, it's just one of those things
I'm not sure if I'd say that ALL look better with clothes. ;)
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Unread postby Elvin » 01 Jun 2007, 15:01

I was thinking the same myself :D Seriously though Stefan is right imo. And not because it seems more appropriate.
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Unread postby Pol » 01 Jun 2007, 15:37

Corribus wrote:
stefan.urlus wrote:I actually think all people look better with clothes on, it's just one of those things
I'm not sure if I'd say that ALL look better with clothes. ;)
I will be the judge then.

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Unread postby Veldrynus » 01 Jun 2007, 15:57

stefan.urlus wrote:I actually think all people look better with clothes on, it's just one of those things
Are you drunk or what? :|
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Unread postby Corribus » 01 Jun 2007, 15:59

Veldrynus wrote:Are you drunk or what? :|
That's what I was thinking, too. :) Off the top of my head, I can think of probablyat least 50 people that would look better with no clothes on. Strangely enough, all of them are women. :D
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Unread postby Omega_Destroyer » 01 Jun 2007, 16:00

What a coincidence.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 01 Jun 2007, 20:30

Corribus wrote:I can think of probablyat least 50 people that would look better with no clothes on. Strangely enough, all of them are women. :D
And have made alot of plastic surgeons very rich. :devious:
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Unread postby winterfate » 02 Jun 2007, 00:25

:lolu:

Someone has to get rich in that whole deal...:devious:

It does make for some nice eye-candy though...:D
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Unread postby asandir » 04 Jun 2007, 04:45

Corribus wrote:
Veldrynus wrote:Are you drunk or what? :|
That's what I was thinking, too. :) Off the top of my head, I can think of probablyat least 50 people that would look better with no clothes on. Strangely enough, all of them are women. :D
nope you're both wrong, people always look better with clothes on, the question we should be asking is which clothes, and how long they should be wearing them, plus the method of removal :)
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Unread postby Elvin » 04 Jun 2007, 07:26

Yep, he is enlightened :-D
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Unread postby asandir » 04 Jun 2007, 08:25

see .... *takes a bow*
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