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Orfinn · Unread postby **Orfinn** » 23 Feb 2006, 21:06

I would rather eat maps

LordHoborgXVII · Unread postby **LordHoborgXVII** » 23 Feb 2006, 23:34

Mmmmm... All that scripting, and those tasty little coordinates... Yes, I'll have to agree with Orfinn. Maps are good!

Some people prefer to eat noobs, but that enrages protesters.
Spam is occasionally good as well.

Vlad976 · Unread postby **Vlad976** » 23 Feb 2006, 23:44

I'll stick with eating pizza and cookies.

Panda Tar · Unread postby **Panda Tar** » 24 Feb 2006, 00:19

But the best of all is eating Passatempo or Casadinho.

Mutare Drake · Unread postby **Mutare Drake** » 24 Feb 2006, 03:53

I'll take pizza! SPAM (and other canned ham-ish products) isn't so bad if you fry it right...make it crispy enough and you can't even tell it's not real food.

[T]osHiro · Unread postby **[T]osHiro** » 24 Feb 2006, 07:14

Teehee... the news sound just like HodgePodge.

whe will they interview me?

Gaidal Cain · Unread postby **Gaidal Cain** » 24 Feb 2006, 07:52

Mutare Drake wrote:I'll take pizza! SPAM (and other canned ham-ish products) isn't so bad if you fry it right...make it crispy enough and you can't even tell it's not real food.

Is "crispy" another word for "turned into carbon"?

DaemianLucifer · Unread postby **DaemianLucifer** » 24 Feb 2006, 08:35

I wonder what name Kalah would give you in an interwiev,ashashin

Mutare Drake · Unread postby **Mutare Drake** » 24 Feb 2006, 13:08

Gaidal Cain wrote:Is "crispy" another word for "turned into carbon"?

Hey, I'm trying to be nice. Give the SPAM the attention it deserves, and all that.

Panda Tar · Unread postby **Panda Tar** » 24 Feb 2006, 20:22

DaemianLucifer wrote:...,ashashin

Don't speak with the mouth full.

You'll mispell people's names.

[T]osHiro · Unread postby **[T]osHiro** » 25 Feb 2006, 02:06

Panda Tar wrote:
DaemianLucifer wrote:...,ashashin
Don't speak with the mouth full. You'll mispell people's names.

He always does...

[T]osHiro · Unread postby **[T]osHiro** » 26 Feb 2006, 07:15

From what I know, girl's will get really mad if you don't listen to them when they're talking. In HodgePodge's case, she gets firey

Hope she's doesn't do that during her tree guarding

Thelonious · Unread postby **Thelonious** » 26 Feb 2006, 09:21

Mutare Drake wrote:Hey, I'm trying to be nice. Give the SPAM the attention it deserves, and all that.

a55a55in wrote:From what I know, girl's will get really mad if you don't listen to them when they're talking. In HodgePodge's case, she gets firey

Mmm, you speak words of wisdom my friend

Pol · Unread postby **Pol** » 26 Feb 2006, 14:37

a55a55in wrote:From what I know, girl's will get really mad if you don't listen to them when they're talking. In HodgePodge's case, she gets firey
Mmm, you speak words of wisdom my friend

I hated that too, if they are still talking, talking and don't listen to me. Then I slowly walk out of theirs sight never appearing back.

The Star-Force problem is more generall, than to be connected in that way with HP. She dislike that idea and I dislike it too (and onyone other as well, including the Great Summoner). But I'm firm believer that SF will die. Because.... I think that you can guess that out already.

a55a55in wrote: whe will they interview me?

... stretching is good, heh.

Kalah · Unread postby **Kalah** » 27 Feb 2006, 14:40

Be afraid! Be very afraid! It's...

The Round Table Weekly

Anchor: "This week, we have a special treat; two members have made their way to our studio – they are probably known to most people already, so without further ado, here's DaemianLucifer and ThunderTitan."
DaemianLucifer: "My friends call me DL."
ThunderTitan: "TT here."
Anchor: "Sorry, we've done that already."
DaemianLucifer: "Daem."
ThunderTitan: "But I want a nickname too! Corribus got one!"
DaemianLucifer: "What if you just call us..."
ThunderTitan: "It would be very unfair, you know..."
DaemianLucifer: "... something completely different..."
ThunderTitan: "... giving him a cool nickname..."
DaemianLucifer: "... from everyone else?"
ThunderTitan: "... but not us."
Anchor: "Whoa, Nelly! That's fast!"
DaemianLucifer: "Yes, of course..."
ThunderTitan: "... we're the only ones..."
DaemianLucifer: "... capable of such incredible..."
ThunderTitan: "... speeds, and that's..."
DaemianLucifer: "... really cool, 'cause..."
ThunderTitan: "... we can talk so fast..."
DaemianLucifer: "... that before anyone else can get a word in..."
ThunderTitan: "... we've each got fifteen posts to our name!"
Anchor: "Yes, I see you are also alternating, sharing each sentence?"
DaemianLucifer: "Sometimes."
ThunderTitan: "When one of us has to take in a breath of air..."
DaemianLucifer: "... the other one simply jumps in."
Anchor: "Marvellous. But why is this? What do you have to gain from such quaint behaviour?"
ThunderTitan: "We get more attention than anybody else!"
Anchor: "Won't the moderators have any objections?"
DaemianLucifer: "Well, lately..."
ThunderTitan: "... the have."
Anchor: "And..."
DaemianLucifer: "A bit."
Anchor: "... yes, I see. What..."
ThunderTitan: "Not that much."
Anchor: "Fine! Now will you please stay quiet long enough for me to ask a question! What sort of reactions have the mods displayed?"
DaemianLucifer: "They've deleted a few of my posts."
ThunderTitan: "... and a few of mine."
DaemianLucifer: "And they've closed topics I've created."
Anchor: "... um... that's it?"
ThunderTitan: "Isn't that serious enough?"
Anchor: "Are you kidding? That's like… like taking a pistol from Usama bin Laden! Like taking a buck from Richy Rich! Tell me, both of you, how many posts have you made each day since the opening?"
DaemianLucifer: "Well.. er..."
ThunderTitan: "... hm.. no idea... never counted 'em, really, it's just post something and move on, always has been."
Anchor: "Well, this is turning into an interview about nothing, isn't it?"
DaemianLucifer: "Can't we get back to talking in half-a-sentences? This is really wearing me down."
Anchor: "Oh, yes, please, go on – this is the least interesting conversation I've ever had."
ThunderTitan: "I gotta take a short nap – I'm beat."
DaemianLucifer: "But then who's gonna post for you?"
ThunderTitan: "Don't worry – I'll just switch on my automatic Mindless-Loonacy-Outpourer ® and set it up to watch the RT for new replies to my posts. It'll be like I've never left."
DaemianLucifer: "All right, see you in a bit."
Anchor: "I guess that leaves just you and me."
DaemianLucifer: "Yup."
Anchor: "Say, are you hungry? I know this great place around the corner – the chef's a friend of mine, and their pressed meat is truly marvellous..."
DaemianLucifer: "Ooh, I'd love some – let's go. They have live music?"
Anchor: "Of course, there's a Viking choir there... you really need to have music at a decent restaurant, don't you think...? *voices fade*
Studio Commentary: "Next week's interview will feature none other than our great admin Angelspit. If you among the audience have any questions for the admin, please send them in to us and we'll add them to our list. That's all for this week. See you next time!"

Sir William S Titan · Unread postby **Sir William S Titan** » 27 Feb 2006, 14:45

Heh. Oh, that one was great!

Corribus · Unread postby **Corribus** » 27 Feb 2006, 14:51

Priceless.

Angelspit · Unread postby **Angelspit** » 27 Feb 2006, 15:07

Now I'm scared.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 27 Feb 2006, 15:53

He got my name right. I'm touched. Lets see how long that last now.

I feel sorry for the anchor. Who knows what DL did to him at that restaurant.

Corribus wrote:Priceless.

But for everything else there's Slavecard™! Brought to you by ur Dungeon Overladies.

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 27 Feb 2006, 16:20

I was beginning to get anxious, but the wait was worth it! Though... I think the anchor never found out about how TT got infected with the Spam-virus from DL and how my pancreas cells organized a rebellion against that virus, but that's another story.

Can't wait for next week!

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