Bizarre News

[Omega_Destroyer]

lol

I can just see it now. "Did somebody order a pizza with extra bamboo?"

[asandir]

I think you are probably correct there Caradoc

[The Mad Dragon]

lol

I can just see it now. "Did somebody order a pizza with extra bamboo?"

"Right here. The pizza is for me, the bamboo is for those two. They need a smoke and I'm all out."

[asandir]

Army exempts Miss Israel from toting gun
Miss Israel has been given permission not to carry her assault rifle during service in the Israeli army because she says it bruises her legs.

Reigning beauty queen Yael Nezri, a private who recently completed basic training, says the bruises are making it difficult for her to model in photo shoots.

The Jerusalem Post reports Ms Nezri, 18, has been granted an exemption by her commanders for her two-year army stint.

[Omega_Destroyer]

Models sure have a tough life.

[asandir]

Israeli ones do anyway!

[DaemianLucifer]

Im not sure whats more bizare there:She being in the army or she being granted not to cary a gun.

[asandir]

I think you can really take your pick there

Batchelor's bachelorettes strip off for charity calendar
Women from the Top End town of Batchelor have stripped off for charity.

Last year a group of local men famously posed naked for the Bachelors in Batchelor calendar.

Now the town's women have had a turn, with 24 bachelorettes - aged between 18 and 64 - getting their clothes off to raise money for a local festival.

Photographer Anna Reynolds says there were some memorable moments during the shoots.

"I found myself in a creek bed at the height, the heat of the day with two pythons and three women and a couple of whip snakes and the snake handler and a pusher and a baby, and that was my first photograph," she said.

[Omega_Destroyer]

I remember seeing a weird show that had Ms. Thailand on it. Her speciality was marksmanship...with an AK-47.

[ThunderTitan]

Now that's a woman to have at home... protecting it from marauding motorized gangs.

[The Mad Dragon]

boom boom booom baby!

[Vlad976]

Army exempts Miss Israel from toting gun
Miss Israel has been given permission not to carry her assault rifle during service in the Israeli army because she says it bruises her legs.

It bruises her legs?

[asandir]

Don't ask Vlad, just don't ask!!!

US restaurant serves up burger to die for
A restaurant in the south-western US state of Arizona that proudly admits to trying to finish off its customers has introduced a new item on its menu - the "quadruple bypass burger".

The burger at the Heart Attack Grill restaurant is stacked with four beef patties, cheese, onions, tomatoes and fried bacon and weighs in at 8,000 calories - more than three times what the human body needs in one day.

Patrons who have no appetite for the quadruple bypass burger can opt for the triple or double bypass.

John Basso opened the restaurant 10 months ago.

"It's not good for one's health, but it's only a joke," he said.

Customers who have room for more can also order French fries "fried in pure lard" and can purchase cigarettes off the menu.

As a courtesy, the restaurant offers its "best customers" a wheelchair service to their cars by waitresses dressed in slinky nurses' outfits.

The idea, however, has not gone down well with the Arizona State Board of Nursing. The board has expressed concern that some patrons may confuse the waitresses with real nurses.

To avoid any confusion, Mr Basso has posted a long message on his restaurant website saying that his employees in no way are medical professionals.

He says his ultimate goal is to open a restaurant in France.

"I am dreaming of opening a restaurant in Paris," he said.

there are so many things wrong with this I don't know quite where to start

[Elvin]

Quite sick if you ask me.A joke?

[asandir]

I think not ....

"It's not good for one's health, but it's only a joke," he said.

I wouldn't have thought

[asandir]

Playback time for drunk diamond thief
A man who stole diamonds worth more than a million dollars from a jewellers store in India has been arrested in a dance bar after he splurged to ensure the band play one song repeatedly.

Indian carpenter Divesh Borse decided to let his hair down in Mumbai after selling part of his haul, the Sunday Times newspaper says.

During two evenings at the bar, he spent hundreds of dollars as he requested the Bollywood song Humko Deewana Kar Gaye (He Made Me Crazy) by nasally balladeer Himesh Reshammiya be played over and over again.

But when a drunk Borse insisted on the song for a third straight evening others in the bar protested, the newspaper says.

To try and get his way he started showering 1,000 rupee notes on dancers, but had not counted on the presence of a police informer, who alerted his handlers.

[Elvin]

He handled it real smooth and subtle!

[ThunderTitan]

More criminals seem to be caught because they're idiots then because the police is actualy good at it's job.

[Omega_Destroyer]

Still not as funny as the story about the guy who robbed a place, put his gun down his pants, and accidentally blew off his "little robber."

[Elvin]

More criminals seem to be caught because they're idiots then because the police is actualy good at it's job.

Ever watched America's dumbest criminals?It's amazing how many are caught for completely stupid reasons.