Bizarre News

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

Sometimes it really amazes me how women find these kind of weirdoes "Oh, you run around with a rocket launcher? Lets get married! "

[ThunderTitan]

"Oh, you run around with a rocket launcher? Lets get married! "

Love conqueres all i guess. It just that the "they lived happily ever after" part doesn't happen most of the time.

[DaemianLucifer]

Sometimes it really amazes me how women find these kind of weirdoes "Oh, you run around with a rocket launcher? Lets get married! "

Its called stupid patriarchal upbringing.And he brought that rocket launcher from the war,after he got married.

But there is even a stupider thing Ive read in the darvin awards book:Four guys decided to play russian rullet with a land mine (I dont know if this story can be found on their site,but it is there in the book).

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

Love conqueres all i guess. It just that the "they lived happily ever after" part doesn't happen most of the time.

That's no excuse for pointing a rocket launcher at his wife And some toys are meant to be played with outside

[DaemianLucifer]

That's no excuse for pointing a rocket launcher at his wife

But being pissed of by her is

[Caradoc]

I've got a rocket. If I could just find a woman with a launcher ...

[asandir]

lol@caradoc

That's no excuse for pointing a rocket launcher at his wife And some toys are meant to be played with outside

there's an excuse for just about everything, but the excuse generally doesn't excuse the action

lol@the toys part

[Vlad976]

Billboard misspells bee contestant's name

AMARILLO, Texas - Caitlin Campbell couldn't spell collyrium but someone couldn't spell her last name. A billboard went up in this Panhandle city to honor Caitlin's eighth-place finish in the national spelling bee. It reads: "Congratulations! Caitlin Cambell for making Amarillo proud."

Lamar Outdoor Advertising, which donated the space, said it plans to replace the downtown sign with the correct spelling.

Caitlin, 14, made it to the ninth round of the first prime-time network broadcast of the Scripps National Spelling Bee earlier this month in Washington. She left the competition when she misspelled the word collyrium, a term for eye lotion.

[ThunderTitan]

There's a reason they were celebrating the fact that she can spell....

[Vlad976]

The guy apparently survived, so no chance for a Darwin Award.

Patient With Oxygen Mask Lights Up, Destroys Room

A patient who was wearing an oxygen mask tried to light a cigarette in his hospital room, sparking a fire that forced the evacuation of more than 100 patients, destroyed the room and melted medical equipment, officials said.

A nurse at Methodist Dallas Medical Center rescued the man from his burning bed shortly after the Thursday night blaze started. He suffered serious burns and was taken to the burn unit another Dallas hospital, but no one else was hurt, hospital officials said.

"He somehow got the strength to smoke a cigarette with a nonremovable mask," Dallas Fire-Rescue Capt. Paul Martinez said. "I don't know how he did it, but he did it."

Hospital sprinklers kept the blaze mostly in one room, said fire Lt. Joel Lavender.

Officials didn't release the man's name or condition Friday, citing medical privacy laws.

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

It seems some people are just pure idiots and think Oxygen can't burn
And I never knew smoking was allowed in the hospitals

[DaemianLucifer]

A nurse at Methodist Dallas Medical Center rescued the man from his burning bed shortly after the Thursday night blaze started. He suffered serious burns and was taken to the burn unit another Dallas hospital, but no one else was hurt, hospital officials said.

*sigh*!Its a shame that hospital workers are obliged to help dumb people as well.And its a shame that luck always strikes the dumbest ones when they almost kill themselves.

And I never knew smoking was allowed in the hospitals

Its not.But some people think that they are so smart when they manage to smuggle a cigarette or two.

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

And I never knew smoking was allowed in the hospitals

Its not.But some people think that they are so smart when they manage to smuggle a cigarette or two.

I know sweety. It was a joke

[Gaidal Cain]

It seems some people are just pure idiots and think Oxygen can't burn

Except that it can't. Burning=oxidation. You need something for it to react with (such as hydrogen or carbon). What happened was that the cigarette burnt much better in then pure oxigen than it does in air.

[ThunderTitan]

It seems some people are just pure idiots and think Oxygen can't burn

Except that it can't. Burning=oxidation. You need something for it to react with (such as hydrogen or carbon).

Ever heard of that expresion about Hydrogen and idiots?

[ThunderTitan]

Oh, this is rich:

http://www.oxfordpress.com/business/con ... 2_COX.html

Catholic Church likely to abolish state of Limbo
By MICHAEL BROWNING
Cox News Service
Friday, December 02, 2005

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — The Catholic Church is considering abolishing Limbo, a sort of shadowy fourth state of the afterlife, where the souls of unbaptized and aborted infants go, to keep company with the righteous Hebrew prophets who lived before Jesus Christ was born, the authoritative Italian newspaper, Corriere della Sera, reports.

"In limbo," a phrase that has won universal understanding in English, and which is used by everyone from priests to politicians, may soon signify "nowhere." To be in limbo will be, strictly speaking, to be utterly nonexistent.

The International Theological Commission, an arm of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, is about to issue a new catechism of Catholic doctrine that does away with Limbo, the Corriere reported this week. The catechism is likely to be approved by Pope Benedict XVI, formerly Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, because as cardinal, Ratzinger was the gatekeeper of Catholic doctrine under the late Pope John Paul II.

[Caradoc]

But Limbo rocks! http://www.chubbychecker.com/mp3clip/li ... %20mix.mp3

[ThunderTitan]

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Gamez 'r za d3v1l: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6154478.html

Games blamed for National Parks' decline
University of Illinois research touts "Nintendo vs. Nature" hypothesis, which fingers the "sedentary lifestyle" promoted by gaming for shrinking park attendance.
By Tor Thorsen, GameSpot

Games have long been blamed by social conservatives and certain psychologists for encouraging slothful and/or violent behavior in America's youth. Now, a new study has surfaced that blames games for another societal ill--the decline of America's National Park Service.

A report this week on National Public Radio highlighted a controversial study performed by Oliver Pergams, an assistant professor in biological sciences at the University of Illinois at Chicago. Titled "Nintendo vs. Nature" Pergams' study was recently featured in the Journal of Environmental Management. It asserts that the emergence of video games, the Internet, and other forms of indoor media has a direct correlation with the per capita fall of attendance at US national parks.

"So, we think it likely that these kinds of increases in sedentary lifestyles and recreation not only affect how much time people have to go to national parks, but how much they want to go to national parks," Pergams told NPR.

[asandir]

HA, what else are they gonna be blamed for next??

[Gaidal Cain]

Probably the middle-east conflict...