Bizarre News

[Kalah]

The Elves do a lot of toe-licking, do they?

[Gaidal Cain]

Nope, but their poetry is only slightly better than Corrrrrrribus the Bard's.

[Corribus]

The Elves do a lot of toe-licking, do they?

Elves are kinky like that. Er... so I hear.

Oh, by the way, cover art for my hit single:

link

Mod Note: Changed to link for everyone's sake. People, don't say you haven't been warned!

[Vlad976]

I've created a monster...

(Thanks all for the congrats)

[DaemianLucifer]

Corribus to the max!

I've created a monster...

Nah,he was always like that.

[Gaidal Cain]

I had to edit that link out, for the sake of all poor underage posters. And Zam would have a fit if he saw it

[Corribus]

I had to edit that link out, for the sake of all poor underage posters. And Zam would have a fit if he saw it

Yeah I guess you are right... wouldn't want all those kiddies going around licking their toes in public ... or private.

You can just imagine a mom walking in on her 13 year old son in his bedroom with his foot stuck in his mouth up to the ankle: "Oh god, Tommy, what are you doing?!?"

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

That is excellent Corribus! Please write me a birthday song so I won't have to hear my toneless family sing the usual happy birthday

[Vlad976]

Oh, now this I gotta hear. The pervertedly funny birthday song!

[Corribus]

Oh, now this I gotta hear. The pervertedly funny birthday song!

Sorry folks, my creative energies only permit one perverted song a day.

[DaemianLucifer]

That is excellent Corribus! Please write me a birthday song so I won't have to hear my toneless family sing the usual happy birthday

You really are a kinky one

[Gaidal Cain]

Sorry folks, my creative energies only permit one perverted song a day

No problem. I think I've had my share for the year of it.

[Milla aka. the Slayer]

That is excellent Corribus! Please write me a birthday song so I won't have to hear my toneless family sing the usual happy birthday

You really are a kinky one

I think it's the best way to live

[Vlad976]

Radio station airs volcano alert by mistake

TACOMA, Wash. - An emergency radio station mistakenly warned that a massive, volcanic-caused mudflow was headed from the flanks of Mount Rainier and that listeners in the valley below should rush to higher ground.

The emergency lahar warning was broadcast Wednesday for nearly an hour on the 1580 AM frequency in the suburban Pierce County town of Puyallup.

Authorities had no estimate how many people heard the broadcast on the weak frequency, or how many evacuated.

Nancy Eldred heard it while driving in the Puyallup Valley and called her daughter, Renee Hutchinson, in Tacoma.

"I was in tears," said Hutchinson, whose 17-month-old son, Ethan, was in the car with his grandmother. "I was shaking."

After Hutchinson warned co-workers, about 30 people started frantically calling loved ones. Some called their children at schools in the Puyallup Valley and told them to leave immediately.

Emergency officials in communities around Mount Rainier routinely test the system that would, in the event of a real lahar from the volcano, activate 24 sirens around the valley and broadcast a radio alert.

But on Wednesday, 1580 AM picked up the test signal as real and said the lahar was coming. The prerecorded radio message apparently was triggered by a software error.

Puyallup Fire Chief Merle Frank said the problem should be taken care of in the next few days.

[DaemianLucifer]

Ahhh!Its the war of the worlds!Martians are attacking!

[Vlad976]

Baseball Team Creates World's Unhealthiest Burger

(CBS News) St. Louis

It could be the world's unhealthiest snack. The ultimate in fast-food indulgence is cooked up, not by a restaurant chain, but by a minor-league baseball club, reports CBS News correspondent Cynthia Bowers.

Despite having a charming ballpark just outside St. Louis, the Gateway Grizzlies will likely never be renowned for their brand of baseball — one step below Single-A ball.

But they're already famous at the concession stand. Or should that be infamous?

It's sweet like a doughnut, and then you've got the hamburger. You’ve read that right. It's a burger with cheese and bacon, sandwiched between a Krispy Kreme doughnut — a heart attack waiting to happen. A burger so perfect, they say, tampering is discouraged.

“You're ruining it! You're not supposed to put ketchup on it!” Bowers says to a diner.

“Well, I don't know. It's my first time,” he replies.

For a mere $4.50 it's breakfast, dinner, and a little dessert all in one. That it packs up to 1,000 calories — the donut alone has 10 grams of sugar — doesn't seem to faze diabetic diner Floyd Schuetz.

“Oh, I’ll have another one of these,” he says.

Nor does it faze three fans — two in their 80s — who passed up the peanuts and crackerjacks for this.

Asked if she was worried about the health ramifications, Betty Osborne says “No, not tonight. Tonight I'm living it up.”

After trying a bite — Bowers says she would normally never eat a burger like this, but she would make the sacrifice in the interest of journalistic integrity — she says it is better than she expected.

“I don’t know that I would do this again, but it’s pretty good,” says Bowers.

The Grizzlies say "cheesy" gimmicks like this are crucial to the team's bottom line.

“With minor league baseball we have to work extremely hard to get fans to come out here,” says the Grizzlies’ Jeff O’Neill.

Which begs the question — what's next?

“We were in the concession stand the other day trying to come up with 'Baseball's Best Pizza.' "

Let’s just hope it's not going to be be on a Krispy Kreme crust.

[DaemianLucifer]

Did lots of experiments like those,and some can be mighty fine.Sugar does mix very well with salt at some ocasions.

[ThunderTitan]

Sugar does miks very well with salt at some ocasions.

Sure they can....

[cornellian]

Can't find the article now, but I've read couple years ago, that a man in Serbia was arrested by the police for possession of an illegal weapon, a rocket launcher.

He was caught because he blew up his own house with the launcher.. The police later learned that he got into a fight with his wife and fired at her with the rocket launcher , missing her but not the house

When you get pissed off at your wife, it makes sense to send a missile to end the quarrel of course, or -a crazy idea but- you can get a divorce

[asandir]

LOL

maybe he thought shooting her with a rocket launcher (what??!!!) would be cheaper then a divorce??