The Pointless but funny links-thread

MistWeaver · Unread postby **MistWeaver** » 28 Sep 2007, 10:55

Just in case somebody did not see Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 yet.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 28 Sep 2007, 11:09

Is that the one with the question about 'Why can't our kids find the USA on a Map?' Love that clip. The dumb blond starts babbling about 'Some people don't HAVE maps' and then gets totally derailed and incoherent.

MistWeaver · Unread postby **MistWeaver** » 28 Sep 2007, 11:39

Yes. But exactly this one has subtitles, to make things even worse for that poor dumb girl.

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 28 Sep 2007, 12:04

Hey, if they had maps it would help the US, south Africa and Asia to build up our future. I think.

MistWeaver · Unread postby **MistWeaver** » 28 Sep 2007, 12:24

Elvin wrote:Hey, if they had maps it would help the US, south Africa and Asia to build up our future. I think.

Exactly. First of all, with maps, US. Americans could practice in locating US, then, they will be able to find other countres, such as and especially South Africa and the Iraq and start building future together. Thats the point.

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 28 Sep 2007, 12:38

Shudder! A friend posted this link on another forum. Not funny. Just icky.

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2007/0 ... attoo.html

theLuckyDragon · Unread postby **theLuckyDragon** » 28 Sep 2007, 12:57

Yikes

On a similar note, I like the blue-within-blue eyes from the Children of Dune miniseries. Now, if I could just find a pic...

edit: I'd have liked a closer image, but this will have to do:
http://www.geocities.com/jyroflux/dvds/ ... OfDune.jpg

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 28 Sep 2007, 14:44

Eye tatoos..? No thanks I'll pass.

Corribus · Unread postby **Corribus** » 28 Sep 2007, 15:16

Idiots.

MistWeaver · Unread postby **MistWeaver** » 28 Sep 2007, 16:11

Not funny but awesome. Guy plays DooM tracks on piano.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aovgV0r9t2A

Ethric · Unread postby **Ethric** » 28 Sep 2007, 16:58

Now THAT's cool.

I recall we had classes at moviemaking at school (I was 13-14), and I procured a recording of Doom-music straight of the game for use as spooky background music in a short clip of a girl being eaten by a trashcan. Lovely girl, that... *mutter like and old person*

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 28 Sep 2007, 23:14

that teen usa one was great .... the really sad thing was that she came in third place, imagine how upset the fourth place getter was!!!

MistWeaver · Unread postby **MistWeaver** » 29 Sep 2007, 08:58

asandir wrote:imagine how upset the fourth place getter was!!!

I cant

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 29 Sep 2007, 12:36

That idiot came in 3rd?

And they keep trying to convince the audience that this is NOT a "Beauty Pageant" because that's sexist. Hog Wash!

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Anyway, does it surprise anyone that Ethric would make a movie with a girl who gets beaten with a trashcan?

Me neither.

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 29 Sep 2007, 12:43

ScarlettP wrote:That idiot came in 3rd?

Smarts just hurt a woman's looks... who needs one that you need to pay attention to what she's saying?! It's much easier to just look at one while ignoring all the gibberish coming out of her mouth.

ScarlettP · Unread postby **ScarlettP** » 29 Sep 2007, 12:58

Sadly, I believe that's true. Through my high school years, I made very good grades, mostly High B's & A's (except in spelling). I thought I was kind-a cute but the boys just ignored me totally. I was a 'goody-goody, know it all' who went to church three times a week.

When I got to college, I started wearing tight jeans and acting like an air head (because in college, no one really SEES your grades but you!). Guys followed me around like puppy dogs. In fact, I CALLED them my Puppies and assigned them 'rank' numbers. Whenever #1 wasn't around, then I would pay more attention to #2 and so on down the list. I had FIVE of them that would sit around me in the student center and beg for my attentions. The more I abused and humiliated those young men, the more they tripped over each other to be close to me. It was a TRIP - a total mind blowing Power Trip to play this little psychological game with these guys. Crazy.

When my buddy Scott heard this story... he laughed "And thus the Dom side of your personality was born!"

ThunderTitan · Unread postby **ThunderTitan** » 29 Sep 2007, 13:31

Wow, those guys where pretty pathetic... are hookers that expensive over there?!

Elvin · Unread postby **Elvin** » 29 Sep 2007, 13:50

Did you get them out for a walk too?

Wow that's some self-esteem.

MistWeaver · Unread postby **MistWeaver** » 29 Sep 2007, 15:10

ScarlettP wrote: And they keep trying to convince the audience that this is NOT a "Beauty Pageant" because that's sexist. Hog Wash!

. I wonder how long it will take before girls on these Miss XXX shows will wear a paper-bags, and wont be asked any questions, so everyone would be treated equally and no one's feelings would be "hurt".

I can already see the case - "99 of 100 participants sued the competition judge, because he decided that they are less attractive or dumber than the finalist"

asandir · Unread postby **asandir** » 29 Sep 2007, 23:32

now don't give them ideas!!! but it might stop the pageants and that'd be good

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