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Unread postby darknessfood » 08 Jul 2010, 21:01

Just read some weird news. Some dutch porn actrices made a promise that if Holland wins the World Cup, every follower of them wil get a blow job. NOW WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! Absolutely nothing. Funny thing is that the announcer went from 5000 to 20000 followers on twitter :P...
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Unread postby Ojcar » 08 Jul 2010, 21:21

darknessfood wrote:Just read some weird news. Some dutch porn actrices made a promise that if Holland wins the World Cup, every follower of them wil get a blow job. NOW WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! Absolutely nothing. Funny thing is that the announcer went from 5000 to 20000 followers on twitter :P...
too many desperate morons out there :devious:
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Unread postby darknessfood » 08 Jul 2010, 21:26

Indeed there are. And NO I'm not following one of the ladies, check my account...
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Unread postby ScarlettP » 08 Jul 2010, 22:48

Kalah wrote:...Imagine the typical 10-year-olds picture, of all the players running after the ball no matter where it is.
That generally describes all the 'starting soccer' programs here in the States. We lovingly refer to the game as "Amoeba Ball". It's simply a mass of arms and legs moving up and down the field. We can only assume there is a ball like nucleus in there somewhere.
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Unread postby TheUndeadKing » 08 Jul 2010, 23:08

darknessfood wrote:Indeed there are. And NO I'm not following one of the ladies, check my account...
There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k
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Unread postby Shyranis » 08 Jul 2010, 23:48

TheUndeadKing wrote:There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k
The street corner?

My husband tells me some dutch people he knows mentioned strippers can be a tax write-off there.
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Unread postby parcaleste » 09 Jul 2010, 07:16

NO! NO! NO! THIS IS JUST UNREAL! ImageImageImage
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 09 Jul 2010, 07:49

darknessfood wrote:Just read some weird news. Some dutch porn actrices made a promise that if Holland wins the World Cup, every follower of them wil get a blow job. NOW WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! Absolutely nothing. Funny thing is that the announcer went from 5000 to 20000 followers on twitter :P...
Of course it does, where do you think football fans go after beating the crap out of each other?!
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Unread postby TheUndeadKing » 09 Jul 2010, 12:48

Shyranis wrote:
TheUndeadKing wrote:There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k
The street corner?
Nah, I wasn't talking about stalking. Guess, my joke wasn't subtle enough. :)
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 09 Jul 2010, 13:21

TheUndeadKing wrote:
Shyranis wrote:
TheUndeadKing wrote:There are more convenient ways to follow those ladies besides Twitter, you know? :devious: j/k
The street corner?
Nah, I wasn't talking about stalking.:)
She wasn't either... i believe the legal term is soliciting.
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Unread postby TheUndeadKing » 09 Jul 2010, 13:52

Not all porn actresses work on the streets, you know... :angel:
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Unread postby Kalah » 09 Jul 2010, 14:45

Hey - I know lots of shops down there that would slash their prices and offer 'celebratory' sales ... and prostitutes run a business too ...? :D
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Unread postby Zamolxis » 09 Jul 2010, 15:33

Are we still talking about football?
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Unread postby Kalah » 09 Jul 2010, 16:52

That octopussy is at it again; apparently, Germany will take the bronze again, and Spain will win. I'd love to see it proven wrong. In fact, I'm betting 3-1 Holland. Takers?
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Unread postby Shyranis » 09 Jul 2010, 17:21

TheUndeadKing wrote:Not all porn actresses work on the streets, you know... :angel:
Have to work your way up from somewhere.

At least in that country they get taxed and can claim expenses against it.
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Unread postby Panda Tar » 09 Jul 2010, 17:34

Kalah wrote: In fact, I'm betting 3-1 Holland. Takers?
*taking a stone and throwing it on Kalah's head*
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Unread postby Mirez » 09 Jul 2010, 19:02

holland ftw. we're gunna win this fo sho
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Unread postby jeff » 09 Jul 2010, 22:46

Kalah wrote: I'm betting 3-1 Holland. Takers?
Interesting, they are reporting here in the states that Dutch Football hero Johan Cruyff (aka Hendrik Johannes Cruijff) is picking Spain. :cantsee: Holy Benedict Arnold Batman.
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Unread postby wimfrits » 10 Jul 2010, 06:47

jeff wrote:Interesting, they are reporting here in the states that Dutch Football hero Johan Cruyff (aka Hendrik Johannes Cruijff) is picking Spain
The guy probably just said that to avoid problems with his neighbours. He lives in Spain you know :D

I think we'll beat Spain 2-1.
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Unread postby Kalah » 10 Jul 2010, 09:55

I think 1-1 for a while, and then Holland scores and Spain will send everything forward, opening up for a quick counter-attack making it 3-1.
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