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Unread postby Paulus1 » 06 Oct 2006, 20:32

TT normally links to these, but why not go directly to the source

I can personally recommend these:
Paged Heat
Fallout Boy
Operation Just Clause
David Rakoff pt. 1
David Rakoff pt. 2

I especially like the ones with David Rakoff. The others should be seen first though, since there are references to them... and besides, they are all great :D
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 06 Oct 2006, 21:02

Jon Stewart 4 prezident. :victory:

The V-word can take alot of punishment.

Nothing more the a comma.

Isn't it ussualy the mexican guy that comes to fix the leaky pipe.

Nobody want's my job, i have to sit here and interview boring demographers.

My pick:
America's Fastest Growing Nation
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Unread postby Caradoc » 07 Oct 2006, 16:04

ThunderTitan wrote:Jon Stewart 4 prezident. :victory:

The V-word can take alot of punishment.

Nothing more the a comma.

Isn't it ussualy the mexican guy that comes to fix the leaky pipe.

Nobody want's my job, i have to sit here and interview boring demographers.

My pick:
America's Fastest Growing Nation
And of course Stephen Colbert for VP

I’ve never been a fan of amphibians. Not only do they strengthen the argument for evolution, they are nature’s fence sitters. Come on amphibians–which is it? Water or land? Pick one. We’re at war.

This is a crisis, Nation. Need I remind you, if the democrats take control of congress, democrats will be in control of congress. I used to think that was a myth, like global warming.

Don’t touch that dial. And, if your TV has a dial, go buy a new one.

I’m disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn’t even have a religion if it wasn’t for capital punishment.
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 07 Oct 2006, 18:13

And he also has a bridge named after him in a country neighbouring mine.But his best quote is:
Stephen Colbert wrote: You know,last moth the massachusetts department of public health released a study that found that nicotine levels in cigarettes increased by an average of 10% in the last 6 years.Ten percent!And not a single cigarette company said a word about the change to consumers.You know what I call that?Extra value.

What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free and keep it a secret?Not the cereal companies for sure.Whenever they add a couple more crunch berries to a box,they act like the captain just brokered middle east peace.

So tonigh...I salute the humble givers in big tabacco by putting on my bookshelf this carton of narlboro brand cigarettes(much cheaper than marlboro).The rest of american industry could learn something here:Give the consumers more for less,and theyll keep coming back again and again and again.Whether they want to or not.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 08 Oct 2006, 14:33

canadianchick wrote: Nobody want's my job, i have to sit here and interview boring demographers.
The look on the demographer's face was priceless.

Sam Bee has been my fav corresponder ever since i saw her ask a guy about "rivers of crap" with the straithest face ever for a couple of minutes. I'm actualy disapointed that she got other looks in her repertoire.


Tolkien 21st Speech Ronnie Johns: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZN85mNTS5E
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Unread postby Paulus1 » 08 Oct 2006, 18:49

The ultimate cure for hiccups has arrived:
http://www.dailyitem.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ ... S/61006002
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 09 Oct 2006, 12:51

I think i'd prefer the hiccups.


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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 09 Oct 2006, 18:43

Here kitty,kitty.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 09 Oct 2006, 18:46

Bats: My parents are dead.

Batman is indeed comedy gold!
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 09 Oct 2006, 18:52

:lolu: :rofl: Well,that explains a lot :rofl: :lolu:
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 12 Oct 2006, 17:43

Nuke kid on the block!

DS, North Korea Style (the thing about the food is so true... over here we even had a song about seeing cheese on TV)

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

Arm the teachers, protect the children!

I can't belive it's not Vietnam®!

The science party!

Lucas vs Colbert!
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Unread postby Paulus1 » 12 Oct 2006, 19:39

Making fun of Donald Trump

Trump on world events
"We have Iran making nuclear warheads... in my opinion, that's what they are making."

Trump on beauty and talent
"I just don't even find her [Angelina Jolie] attractive. I think Kevin Federline is fantastic."

Praising his own products
"Its called Trump Vodka. I have been told it's a fantastic vodka."
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Unread postby Milla aka. the Slayer » 12 Oct 2006, 22:06

That is gold! :rofl:
This minor magical charm captures the viewer's attention and distra... ooo, pretty...
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 12 Oct 2006, 23:48

Communists attack :devious:
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Unread postby asandir » 13 Oct 2006, 02:03

donald trump, what a goose
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 13 Oct 2006, 12:28

Paulus1 wrote: Trump on beauty and talent
"I just don't even find her [Angelina Jolie] attractive. I think Kevin Federline is fantastic."
In his defense, i don't find her as attractive as everyone seems to think she is either. But K-Fed should be shot.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 13 Oct 2006, 13:20

Saving Congress money

Jon Steward on the Late Show

Google to acquire your wife!
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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 14 Oct 2006, 19:31

This is why you shouldnt try to be politically correct when you write transaltor programs:

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For those of you that dont know how to read cyrillic,the last word is the only one that matters and it says "afroamerikanca" meaning an african american.
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Unread postby ThunderTitan » 14 Oct 2006, 19:34

Huh?! That would be funny if it said 2 asian, one european and one african.

Right now it's just a point you made. IMHO of course.


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Unread postby DaemianLucifer » 14 Oct 2006, 22:55

"For some reason playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured" :rofl: And theres twele similar episodes.
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