The Blue Smilies!

[HodgePodge]

well it was related to the zodiac smilies …

… Look what I started … … or maybe I should be …

[Corribus]

I [sic] could be a coincidence

Most likely.

[Veldrynus]

Of course they fit!
In fact, all of them can fit on the same person. That's why this is so dangerous.
Your sign can say:"You're a coward person". Most likely there were enough times in your life, when you acted like a chicken, so the description is not completely false. However, in the same time, the opposite can be also true. Sometimes, all of us show some great courage. Therefore the "You're a brave person" statement fits too.
Of course, most people are in general either more courageous or more coward, but the person who believes in astrology will find enough "proof" to support her (in most case it's a "her", goddamnit, stupid chicks) belief. In no time, you're turned into a steretype, and that sucks...especially if you're a capricorn.

[Panda Tar]

Oh, just read the Crapicorn stuff. Vel, you should kill yourself to spare you from reading all that kind of crap.

Oh, a nice smiley would be of a capricorn killing itself by staring at a mirror or something.

[Thelonious]

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May.21) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think that you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

Wow, the first ever zodiac thingy which actually has something right! (except from the communist thingy) Now I'm worried the meteoriets may come to our planet...

[Omega_Destroyer]

I think someone lied on my birth certificate, because that doesn't sound like me at all. Looks like I'll have to rely on the Chinese Zodiac instead.

The Dog (from wikipedia... yeah, such a great resource.):

Like his animal namesake, he is Loyal with a capital "L". He is the one who people are most likely to turn to when they need help. The dog person will come through every time. That is because he/she is sensitive to others and empathizes with them, particularly if someone has suffered an injustice; he/she reacts quickly with the same feeling as though he/she had been personally offended. Friends know that they can rely upon their Dog friend to keep a promise or remain cool in a crisis.

Dog types are honest, intelligent and straightforward. They will take on any responsibility that is given to them and you can be sure that they will do their job well.

People born in this year tend to be difficult, upset and shocked more often than the other signs.

Dog types do not tolerate weakness. They will work to push the weakness or the whole person with weakness out of their lives (the pack) if the behavior continues.

The dog is loyal, unselfish, and idealistic. They can sometimes be worriers and overly critical. Dogs go best with tigers and horses. Their friends are other dogs and also rabbits. Dogs get along worst with Dragons, whom they perceive as arrogant and all flash with no substance.

[winterfate]

In the Chinese Calendar, I'm a Dragon.

Wonder if there's a Dragon smilie around here somewhere...

[Elvin]

Hey fate, what would I be?

[winterfate]

Hmm...t'would depend on the year you were born...lemme find the complete list.

Here we go! : Chinese Zodiac List

[Elvin]

Uh I get Ox! I can't say I have chauvinistic tendencies or demanding to have my own way, I am more of an adaptable person As for my relationship with leadership I'll take it if the others don't want it but try to be as responsible as can be.

[winterfate]

I'm pretty well described, to my own surprise.

Kinda eerie actually.

[Elvin]

The description does seem to be made in your image For what little I know!

[ThunderTitan]

GEMINI (May 22- June 21) You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means that your are a cheap bastard.

So true....

[asandir]

Dragon ( 1916 - 1928 - 1940 - 1952 - 1964 - 1976 - 1988 )

Full of vitality and enthusiasm, the Dragon is a popular individual even with the reputation of being foolhardy and a "big mouth" at times. You are intelligent, gifted, and a perfectionist but these qualities make you unduly demanding on others. You would be well-suited to be an artist, priest, or politician. Some Dragons: Louisa May Alcott, SusanB. Anthony, Joan of Arc, Pearl Buck, Sigmund Freud, Theodore Seuss Geisel, John Lennon, Florence Nightingale, Pat Schroeder, Mae West.

that's me ....

while you may have started it a little HP, I think I took it to the End-Zone

[Kalah]

Rooster (1921 - 1933 - 1945 - 1957 - 1969 - 1981 - 1993)

The Rooster is a hard worker; shrewd and definite in decision making, often speaking his mind. Because of this, you tend to seem boastful to others.

You are a dreamer, flashy dresser, and extravagant to an extreme. Born under this sign you should be happy as a restaurant owner, publicist, soldier, or world traveler. Some Roosters: Virginia Apgar, Catherine the Great, Amelia Earhart, Rudyard Kipling, Groucho Marx, Peter Ustinov.

Boastful, yes. Dreamer, yes. Flashy dresser and hard worker... yeah, right. But I guess I could have been happy as a soldier if I had stayed in the Navy.

[asandir]

you could be other things as well had you stayed in the navy

[theLuckyDragon]

I'm a Rabbit. And that link says nothing else about it.

[asandir]

maybe it wasn't worth mentioning

[Veldrynus]

I'm a pig...

[quote]You are a splendid companion, an intellectual with a very strong need to set difficult goals and carry them out. You are sincere, tolerant, and honest but by expecting the same from others, you are incredibly naive. Your quest for material goods could be your downfall. The Boar would be best in the arts as an entertainer, or possibly a lawyer.[/quote]

Better than the capricorn, but still, I can hardly be considered "incredibly naive" or "needing to set difficult goals", or "sincere" or "tolerant" and "intellectual".

[theLuckyDragon]

maybe it wasn't worth mentioning

Well gee, thanks