Here's it 
Ethric 
Game: The Guessing Game
In the classic story of Jason and the Argonauts, Jason rescues an old blind man who can't eat because the Harpies keep stealing all his food.ScarlettP - "Hovering Harpies"... I don't get it. 0p.
But it's not funny if you have to explain it.
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For this round: Austin Powers' Mojo.
(Kalah needs all the help he can get.)
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Gamers don't grow old. We just level up.
Gamers don't grow old. We just level up.
Yeah, I've read the story (and seen the movie 
), and I know what harpies are, but I didn't really get the funny there. Maybe if you'd added something about an enlarged fly-swatter or something...
Heheee mojo hehehee
), and I know what harpies are, but I didn't really get the funny there. Maybe if you'd added something about an enlarged fly-swatter or something... Heheee mojo hehehee
In War: Resolution, In Defeat: Defiance, In Victory: Magnanimity, In Peace: Goodwill.
When there's another turn, then? I'm starting to think that there's nothing in the bottle. So, Kalah, during a rush of excitement and curiosity would take a peek in it to make sure it's empty, and suddenly, someone would pat him on the shoulder...and there it is! An eye in the bottle. 
"There’s nothing to fear but fear itself and maybe some mild to moderate jellification of bones." Cave Johnson, Portal 2. 
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HodgePodge
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Let's see then...
Correct answer, round #3: Compressed air.
Entries:
darknessfood: "The tears of many womens heart you have to break by saying 'sorry can't come, i have to wait in line for the next HoMM game'..." - Funny, but a bit long-winded... 1p.
Muszka: "DL's soul" - Very droll. Direct and to the point. 3p.
Milla: "A backup portion of cocoa with vanilla icecream for if you wake up frustrated with abstinences in the middle of the night." - Nice
2p.
Infiltrator: "Troll sweat." - Why would it be... eeh...? 0p.
asandir: "The distressingly sour stench of the dregs of a great Margaret River red, it's empty because you must be drunk to have got my point score wrong, being the automaton that you are .... or perhaps it's something else ...." - I hate to stick my head in the lion's mouth, but it's so long-winded that... 0p.
winterfate: "Spam in a gaseous form!" - Now you're talking. Intravenous, anyone? 2p.
Elvin: "A liquified sense of humour for emergency situations." - Touché, baby, very touché. 3p.
Panda Tar: "Nazy powder which he uses to inhalate before bed, so he can become nazier and nazier over the time, being able to control our souls just by glaring down at our avatars." - Medio funny, but again... too long-winded. 0p.
SWST: "It is a flask of perfume... Because you are that type of guy, right?" - Oh, yeah! I love a good roast. 4p.
ScarlettP: "Austin Powers' Mojo (Kalah needs all the help he can get)." -
... oh, all right, I laughed my ass off. 4p.
Vlad976: "Prince Albert." - I adore Dumbo jokes as much as the next guy, but why would... meh. 0p.
HodgePodge: "Whiskey." - Well, there is a bottle of that around here... somewhere... a point for near correctness. 1p.
Kristo: "Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred." - Bleh, I'm not like James, who orders a weak martini while being snooty about it. 0p.
And that takes the score to:
Sir William S Titan - 8p
ScarlettP - 7p
Milla - 4p
Elvin - 3p
Muszka - 3p
Zamolxis - 2p
winterfate - 2p
asandir - 1p
darknessfood - 1p
Hodgie - 1p
Round #4: What did the German pig say as he lit the fuse?
Correct answer, round #3: Compressed air.
Entries:
darknessfood: "The tears of many womens heart you have to break by saying 'sorry can't come, i have to wait in line for the next HoMM game'..." - Funny, but a bit long-winded... 1p.
Muszka: "DL's soul" - Very droll. Direct and to the point.
3p.Milla: "A backup portion of cocoa with vanilla icecream for if you wake up frustrated with abstinences in the middle of the night." - Nice
2p.Infiltrator: "Troll sweat." - Why would it be... eeh...? 0p.
asandir: "The distressingly sour stench of the dregs of a great Margaret River red, it's empty because you must be drunk to have got my point score wrong, being the automaton that you are .... or perhaps it's something else ...." - I hate to stick my head in the lion's mouth, but it's so long-winded that... 0p.
winterfate: "Spam in a gaseous form!" - Now you're talking. Intravenous, anyone?
2p.Elvin: "A liquified sense of humour for emergency situations." - Touché, baby, very touché.
3p.Panda Tar: "Nazy powder which he uses to inhalate before bed, so he can become nazier and nazier over the time, being able to control our souls just by glaring down at our avatars." - Medio funny, but again... too long-winded. 0p.
SWST: "It is a flask of perfume... Because you are that type of guy, right?" - Oh, yeah! I love a good roast.
4p.ScarlettP: "Austin Powers' Mojo (Kalah needs all the help he can get)." -
... oh, all right, I laughed my ass off. 4p.Vlad976: "Prince Albert." - I adore Dumbo jokes as much as the next guy, but why would... meh. 0p.
HodgePodge: "Whiskey." - Well, there is a bottle of that around here... somewhere... a point for near correctness. 1p.
Kristo: "Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred." - Bleh, I'm not like James, who orders a weak martini while being snooty about it. 0p.
And that takes the score to:
Sir William S Titan - 8p
ScarlettP - 7p
Milla - 4p
Elvin - 3p
Muszka - 3p
Zamolxis - 2p
winterfate - 2p
asandir - 1p
darknessfood - 1p
Hodgie - 1p
Round #4: What did the German pig say as he lit the fuse?
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Hey, where's my point?Kalah wrote:Let's see then...
Correct answer, round #3: Compressed air.
Entries:
HodgePodge: "Whiskey." - Well, there is a bottle of that around here... somewhere... a point for near correctness. 1p.
And that takes the score to:
Sir William S Titan - 8p
ScarlettP - 7p
Milla - 4p
Elvin - 3p
Muszka - 3p
Zamolxis - 2p
winterfate - 2p
asandir - 1p
darknessfood - 1p
Kalah wrote:Round #4: What did the German pig say as he lit the fuse?
"Oops!"
Sorry...-
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